TV: Fox Sports Southwest (TX only), 7 PM
Internet radio: SportsJuice.com

At Christmas, you find yourself eating a lot of food that you really know you shouldn’t be. You’re already beyond full, stuffed with turkey or ham and that delicious green bean casserole. You know there’s no possible enjoyment or benefit coming from trying to squeeze in just one more fudge square. But it’s just sitting there on the plate, and you find that you can’t stop grazing while Uncle Ernie is telling another story about seeing Wayne Newton live in Las Vegas.

And unforunately, that uncomfortably-full mindless gorging reminds me a lot of the game tonight between Texas and Centenary. There’s no lasting benefit that comes out of it — besides the brief moment where it tastes ohsogood — and it’s seems that it’s only there to give us a brief distraction from our annoying relatives. (Sorry, Uncle Ernie.)

Tonight’s game against Centenary isn’t going to provide much in the way of drama or intrigue, but it will give Rick Barnes a fairly strong chance at his 200th victory with the University of Texas. In fact, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that by the end of the night, Barnes will have reached the double-century mark. I’m a risk taker, I know.

The Centenary Gentlemen (5-7) are from a private school in Shreveport and play in the Mid-Continent Conference, where they face such challenging opponents as Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis — that’s IUPUI for you acronym-lovers — and Oral Roberts. Their RPI is currently 237 according to Ken Pomeroy’s RPI approximations so we will certainly see a slide in our SOS. Of course, when we play Alcorn State to start the year, everybody else looks tougher by association.

It appears that the Gents run pretty deep on their bench, with eight players seeing significant minutes and freshman forward Jeff Montague chipping in another eleven a game. Their leading scorer is guard Tyrone Hamilton, who is averaging just over 15 points per game. Centenary also looks like a pretty small team on paper, so I can only assume that we are going to see a strong rebounding advantage for the Horns.

Centenary, like Texas State, has already surpassed their win total for the 2005-06 season. The Gents only have five wins, but that still is an improvement over their 4-23 mark of a year ago. Coincidentally enough, Centenary and Texas State will play on Saturday in a rematch of the 91-85 Gents win back in November.

Honestly, this game is going to be pretty boring. But hopefully the two hours in the Erwin Center will give me enough time to figure out how in the hell to pronounce the name. Is it CEN-te-nary? Or perhaps cen-TEN-ary? These are the great philosophical questions that keep me up late at night.

For the Horns, it’s really just a chance to see how the team is looking heading into the new year and conference play. Is D.J. Augustin back at 100% after gutting through second-half cramps in Tennessee on Saturday? Will J.D. Lewis see increased playing time after his strong showing in Knoxville? And can Dexter Pittman get a double-double in less than 10 minutes of playing time?

I’d like to see Damion James take it to the rack a lot more tonight, so we can get a look at whether or not his inside touch is back. He’s thrown down his share of dunks lately, but his layups and pull-up jumpers are still a bit off. And what better time to work on a punishing inside game than against a team with the pushover nickname of “Gents”?

If you’re in town, swing by the FEC and fill in the abundance of empty seats we’ll have downstairs. Otherwise, you can catch the game in Texas on FSN, on the Longhorn Radio Network, or through the Centenary broadcast online at SportsJuice.com.

TV: ESPN, 11 AM Central

Texas faces its third SEC opponent of the month on Saturday afternoon as they take on the Tennessee Volunteers in Knoxville. Both teams come in on winning streaks, with the Vols claiming a five-game run while the Horns have won their last three. But for Texas to earn an SEC sweep, they’re going to have to survive their first real road test of the year.

Tennessee pulled out a thriller on Monday night against Oklahoma State in Nashville, winning 79-77 on a Dane Bradshaw tip-in with 1.9 seconds left. Two days later, Texas survived a tough battle with the Arkansas Razorbacks despite going ice-cold from the line in the second half.

For this weekend’s game, I’ll try to make the keys reader-friendly for those who decide to tune in and watch Bruce Pearl sweat more than his players.

1. Protect the ball
Tennessee is great with ball pressure, and Texas was a victim of that last December. The Horns turned over the ball 22 times in the 95-78 Vol blowout, but should do much better this time around. Last season, A.J. Abrams was shoved into the point guard role after Daniel Gibson left the game with a concussion. This year, Texas has a true point guard — albeit a freshman point guard — who has run the offense very well and can score at will if the defense overplays.

Texas State ran a lot of presses against the Horns last weekend, and it seemed to frustrate them for much of the contest. But as the game wore on, Texas worked their way through it and eventually pulled away. Tennessee’s intense defense is much more dangerous, as they showed in forcing two huge turnovers late in the Oklahoma State contest. It’s probably unavoidable that Texas will turn over the ball more than usual. The key is to limit the damage.

2. Turn the tables
On the flip side of Tennessee’s pressure defense is their own sloppy ballhandling. The Vols average just over 17 turnovers a game, and that offers a huge opportunity for Texas to create transition baskets and cancel out their own inevitable TOs.

3. Limit Lofton
Chris Lofton is without a doubt the most dangerous player on the floor for Tennessee. He’s hitting threes at a ridiculous 48.9% in the first eleven games, and was able to torch the Longhorns for 21 in last year’s matchup. Texas must protect the perimeter and not allow the abundance of open looks that they gave Gonzaga and Arkansas. If they can’t keep a hand in the face of Lofton, it’s going to be a long, long day.

4. Go forth with alacrity
a·lac·ri·ty - noun
   1. cheerful readiness, promptness, or willingness
   2. liveliness; briskness.

While cheerful readiness is always great, I don’t think it matters if Jay Mason is smiling or not. But if I had my Christmas wish and this game were on TBS, alacrity would be a key. And wouldn’t this game be great to watch with Seger and the pubescent, voice-cracking announcer?

While not a key, it will be interesting to see if the improvement from Damion James and Connor Atchley can continue. Along with the increased contributions from those two, we’ve also seen a rise in fouls from our players in the last two games. Keep an eye on the foul trouble for our key players, particularly D.J. Augustin. He tends to rack up quite a few, and with the attention we are going to have to be paying to Lofton — and, to a lesser extent, JaJuan Smith — our guards are going to be vulnerable to picking up fouls away from the basket.

The crowd will also obviously be something new for the Horns to deal with. The “neutral site” game in Phoenix is the closest thing that the Horns have seen to a road environment, with probably 90% of the crowd pulling for Gonzaga. But Bruce Pearl has created a lot of excitement in Knoxville, and there will be much less than 10% of the arena rooting for the Horns. Right now, the weather is absolutely shitty and the game is obviously two days before the holidays. Hopefully those two factors can come together enough to negate some of the huge home-court advantage.

I’m not sure when I’ll get to the post-game, considering it’s another fifteen-hour drive back to Austin. But in the meantime, enjoy the game and have a very merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, killer Kwanzaa… and, of course, a great Festivus.

Here’s the requisite open thread preceding all road trips. I’ll be in Knoxville, Tennessee on Friday and Saturday to see our boys take on the Volunteers in their first road test of the season.

So far, some of the good folks over at Longhorn Nation have suggested a few restaurants to me. The tips on BBQ include Corky’s and Buddy’s, while one Horn fan threw out Calhoun’s on the River. Apparently if you want to open a restaurant in Knoxville, you have to name it after yourself.

Have your own favorite sights or eats in Knoxville? Want to blindly send me into the bad part of town? (I hear those country-western gangs are pretty hard. They’ll cut you.) Just follow the speech bubble and throw in your two cents. And if you’ve got suggestions for Memphis, feel free to throw them in there. It looks like I’ll be passing through, so I can always make a stop if need be.

In the meantime, enjoy the great win over Arkansas and I’ll be back with a Tennessee preview on Friday night or Saturday morning. And maybe someday I’ll get to wrapping up that trip to Phoenix. You know, the one I took three weeks ago.

Thanks in advance for your tips, and be safe on your holiday travels this weekend.

I leave for the first true road trip of the season in about fourteen hours and am working for eight of them, so I figure I’ll jot down my initial thoughts on the Arkansas game and perhaps come back to it again next week once I get a chance to watch it on the DVR. Later this afternoon I’ll have an open thread for Knoxville suggestions, although from what I hear the town doesn’t have a whole lot. Hopefully I’ll be surprised.

The Texas-Arkansas rivalry was renewed on Wednesday night in front of a rowdy, near-capacity crowd at the Frank Erwin Center. Whether it was the Hogs’ Charles Thomas trying to give covert “Horns down” hand signs to the student section on free throw attempts, or the heated exchange between Thomas and Kevin Durant, the bad blood was still around fifteen years later. In an exciting, back-and-forth second half, Texas (8-2) finally came out on top, defeating Arkansas (8-3) by a final of 80-76.

I’d mentioned in my pregame that Razorback freshman Patrick Beverley had yet to have a true breakout game, his debut against Southeast Missouri State notwithstanding. He certainly had one against the Horns. While his nineteen points were ten less than he had against SEMS, the Longhorns are a bit of a tougher opponent than the Redhawks. On Wednesday night, Beverley was particularly deadly in a second half where Arkansas lit it up from behind the arc. After hitting only 27.3% of their threes in the first half, the Hogs upped their second-half rate to a much healthier 41.7 percent.

For Texas, it was once again a cast of stars. And while Kevin Durant was the biggest of them, dropping 28 points to go with 13 rebounds, there were great performances up and down Rick Barnes’ lineup.

Damion James was one, despite fouling out of the game. He provided a ton of minutes inside against Thomas and Steven Hill, and went 5-for-6 from the free throw line — a good step forward psychologically after the meltdown in the final minutes of the LSU game.

Then there was D.J. Augustin, who added another fourteen points, giving him 63 in his last three games. He had four steals on the night, although he got his hand in the passing lane on many more chances, knocking the ball out of bounds and disrupting the Arkansas flow. The kid is one of the most exciting players I’ve seen in my time on the Forty Acres, in every phase of the game. And when I’ve been priviliged enough to see T.J. Ford, LaMarcus Aldridge, and P.J. Tucker from my spot in the South O-Zone, that’s truly high praise.

Connor Atchley stepped up again, giving Texas 26 minutes off the bench. And while he fouled out, most of his fouls were not of the stupid variety, and they certainly took a hell of a lot longer than his four-fouls-in-four-minutes disaster back in New York. It appears that Connor’s light switch has finally been flipped, and I can’t wait to see his continued growth all season with the added minutes he’s rightly earned. Atchley was active underneath, and while he still needs to work on finishing putbacks and tip-ins, the fact that he’s mixing it up inside is huge for a team that is still searching for a consistent post presence.

A.J. Abrams brought his three-point stroke back to the Drum on Wednesday night, going 4-of-9 from behind the arc. He finished with 14 points and played all but two minutes of the game. Oddly enough, he didn’t get to the free throw line once. Perhaps coupling his outing against Arkansas with the one he gave against Texas State on Saturday, we can draw a conclusion about Abrams’ game. When his three-point shot was not falling against the Bobcats, he worked his way inside for more attempts off the dribble. Tonight, he only took two non-threes, making one. It’d be nice to see him get a nice, consistent mix, but you really can’t argue with 44% three-point shooting. And on a team that is playing this well offensively, it looks like A.J.’s scoring role with be of the catch-and-shoot variety.

The one oddity I noticed during the game was that there seemed to be two different Texas teams shooting free throws in each half. The Horns were a perfect 8-of-8 in the first twenty minutes, and made one of their first two in the second. Between those first ten and the final three that Texas made to finish off the Hogs, the Longhorns were 5-for-13 from the line for a huge chunk of the second half. And it wasn’t just Justin Mason who struggled from the line in the final twenty minutes, but Kevin Durant as well. Fortunately, both of them redeemed themselves at the line in the waning moments, as they combined to make those final three charity shots that I previously mentioned.

My player of the game goes to Mason, who made the clutch layup in traffic, drew the foul, and sank a free throw to put Texas up for good. While he only had ten points — albeit three of them were the biggest of the game — he dished out seven assists and gave Coach Barnes a solid 33 minutes.

I noticed a few interesting things on the defensive end, but will have to go back and watch the recording later to really get a feel for them. I find defense to be the toughest part to break down at home games, as I’m fairly busy with the jumping up and down and screaming myself hoarse. But I did catch Durant at the top of a 1-2-2 again for a brief moment in the first half, which I first noticed the Horns bust out on Saturday. I think Barnes is planning on using it as a change of pace, to force the opponent to make their own adjustments before Texas retreats back into a normal set.

I also noticed a bit more man than I’d expected early on, and was pleased with how well some of our guys were switching on screens. As the game wore on and Arkansas got hot from behind the arc, we were clearly having issues flashing out on shooters. But in the end, the only numbers that really matter are the one on the big scoreboard in the middle, and that showed Texas with a four-point advantage.

The team travels to Knoxville, Tennessee on Saturday to face the Vols, their third SEC opponent in December. Coach Rick Barnes will be looking for his 200th victory at the helm of the Texas Longhorns, while the team will be looking to push their winning streak to a season-high four games.

TV: ESPN2, 8 PM CT

That odd sound you hear coming from the Erwin Center isn’t actually a pig call. It’s really a celebratory cry after another welfare check is succesfully cashed. And with an intro like that, there can only be one team in town to face the Horns tonight — the hated Arkansas Razorbacks, and their unwashed fans. They’re a lot like Sooners, only fatter.

As for the basketball, it should be a fun game. For Texas, it provides another chance to beat a high-quality RPI opponent and pad the March resume. Arkansas is currently ranked 20th in Ken Pomeroy’s RPI approximation, despite getting manhandled by Missouri earlier this season and Texas Tech in Little Rock last weekend.

The Tech win is a little bit misleading, as a look inside the numbers will reveal. The Red Raiders shot lights out in the game, hitting at a 54.3% clip, including 6-of-10 from behind the arc. Arkansas, on the other hand, took nearly half of their shots from three-point land and had a success rate below the Mendoza line. The Pigs were 3-for-21 on threes, or 14.3% successful.

Arkansas has a much bigger team than the Texas State squad the Horns beat up on, but it may not make a huge difference in the rebounding department. Seven-footer Steven Hill provides quality minutes off the bench for the Razorbacks, averaging just over a half of play per game, but is only averaging 2.7 boards. Something doesn’t quite add up for this guy, and fortunately for Texas the sum is a giant with piss-poor rebounding skills. Darian Townes and Vincent Hunter are both 6-10 guys but generally useless on the glass. They also come off the pine for Arkansas and average roughly seventeen minutes a game.

Offensively, Texas will have to deal with star freshman Patrick Beverley. He leads the team in scoring, but struggled in the win over West Virginia and the loss to Texas Tech. His scoring average comes mostly from dropping 29 points in the opener against Southeast Missouri State and another nineteen on Oakland. Other than those two games, he has yet to truly show the talent he possesses. Hopefully it doesn’t come out tonight at the Drum.

Texas should be able to get their share of transition baskets in this game. With Barnes’ focus on defense, plus a Razorback team that averages 17.8 turnovers a game — yes, you read that right — Texas should get a fair number of chances at pushing the tempo. And fortunately for the Horns, the teams that have been able to do that against Arkansas have found success.

As always, the keys for Texas are Kevin Durant, rebounding, and quality minutes from their inside men. I can’t help but think that Durant will bounce back from his shockingly mortal game against Texas State. As for rebounding, the lack of skill possessed by the Razorback big men will likely cancel out their height advantages. And if the past few games are any indication, we should see more quality time from Connor Atchley and a few solid minutes from Pittman as well. Only time will tell how Matt Hill does against the Pigs, but I don’t think his contributions will be as key as Atchley’s.

I think Texas can win this in front of a home crowd with a team still riding high from the LSU upset. Keep your eyes on A.J. Abrams to see how he bounces back from Saturday’s rough outing. And as always, look for great things from our exciting freshmen D.J. Augustin and Justin Mason.

UT announced today that there were still 2,200 tickets available as of 10:30 this morning. So if you’re in town, get yourself out to the Erwin Center and help to revive this old rivalry. I can still remember being at the last home game against them in 1991 and the atmosphere and mutual hatred was amazing. With any luck, by the end of this four-year contract we can get the series back to where it was under Tom “Fake-Bake” Penders and Nolan Richardson.

Tip’s at 8 P.M. Hope to see you there.

Coach Rick Barnes earned his 400th career win on Saturday as the Longhorns defeated Texas State, but it wasn’t pretty. That’s not to say it wasn’t an easy win, because it was — Texas pulled away in the second half and won by a final score of 96-70. But in a game marred by sloppy play and excessive fouling, it was hard for either team to look good doing it.

There were certainly bright spots for Texas despite their 19 turnovers. D.J. Augustin again had an outstanding offensive effort, following up his stellar performance against LSU with another 24 points against the Bobcats. He knocked down his two three-point shots, and on a day where Texas State had ten team fouls only eight minutes into the game, Augustin hit twelve of his thirteen free throws. The Bobcats finished the game with 31 team fouls and miraculously only had one player foul out.

Justin Mason looked good again, and the three-point stroke we saw from him in the waning minutes of the Gonzaga game returned. Jay was 2-for-3 from behind the arc and finished with eighteen points. He was active all over the floor, ripping down five defensive rebounds (seven total) and was credited with two steals. Mason is by far the biggest surprise of the season for me, and I’m thrilled to have him in our starting five every night.

The minutes from our young big men were once again outstanding. Like Augustin, Connor Atchley followed up his solid LSU game with another great effort. He provided 22 minutes off the bench, giving the team ten points, two blocks, and continued to show his improvement defensively.

One thing Atchley has done very well all season long is provide solid screens, and he gave one of the best I’d seen on Saturday afternoon. Bobcat Antwoine Blanchard ran straight into Atchley’s pick and fell to the ground. It was like seeing Wile E. Coyote hit a brick wall. Blanchard had to have medical staff come out to check on him, but ultimately was well enough to come back into the game.

Two of Atchley’s ten points came on a dunk right in the face of a Bobcat defender, which was the first time that I could remember Atchley successfully finishing a dunk attempt. But I’m not saying that his game is solely going to be inside now; Connor still tried two shots from the outside, although he missed both. We’ve all seen that he can hit those, so it’s important for him to keep shooting. When he can score on the outside as well, he throws a wrench into man-to-man defenses and their rebounding efforts.

Speaking of rebounding, the Longhorns had fun against their smaller opponents from San Marcos. Texas won the battle of the glass by a lopsided 51-33 margin, converting their 23 offensive boards into nineteen second-chance points.

Damion James was the most prolific rebounder of the day for the Horns, bringing down ten. He also looked better offensively, finishing strong on dunks and taking the ball to the hole. He finished the game with a double-double, scoring ten points.

Dexter Pittman played only six minutes at the end of the game, but somehow almost came up with his own double-double. He vacuumed up every rebound for a total of five, and actively called for the ball in the post. Harrison Smith set him up with a pair of nice entry passes in the pair’s limited minutes. Pittman went straight up — something that I’m hoping Matt Hill will pick up on soon — and forced his way to the line. He finished 5-for-9 at the line — nine free throws in six minutes! — and scored nine points. He also shamed a Bobcat player and his entire family with a monster rejection.

An unfortunate side effect of the sloppy, foul-ridden game was a poor day for Kevin Durant and A.J. Abrams. Both had three fouls on the day, and Durant spent much of the late first half riding the pine. I’m not sure if that was to protect him from foul trouble or to punish him for the sloppy ballhandling he showed in the game; Durant finished with four turnovers. He did make up for it, swiping four on the other end.

Abrams struggled with his shot in his 31 minutes, going 2-for-11 from the field and 1-for-3 from behind the arc. One point that might be lost amidst his rough shooting day was the effort he gave in creating closer looks for himself. Rather than be content with jacking up threes, A.J. made a lot of good cuts to the basket. Sometimes it resulted in off-balance misses, once it ended with a great layup, and twice it sent him to the line where he hit all four free throws.

For Coach Barnes, the win pushed his career mark to 400 wins and 212 losses, and his Longhorn win total rose to 198 against only 78 losses. His 200th win could come as early as Saturday in Knoxville, Tennessee, but will come no later than January 2nd against UT-Arlington at home.

Tonight the Longhorns look for 199 against Arkansas, with a tip time of 8 P.M. Which means in addition to this very delayed write-up, you also get a Razorback preview. It’s content Wednesday! Preview coming to you within the hour.

TV: 3 P.M., Fox Sports Net (Texas only)

The Texas Longhorns (6-2) get a break from their brutal December non-conference slate as they host perennial patsy Texas State (4-5) in a 3 P.M. game at the Frank Erwin Center. Considering that the Bobcats have beaten Texas only five times in 40 tries and have already lost this year to such powerhouses as the University of Arkansas-Little Rock and University of Texas Pan-Am, I feel that the Longhorns should do just fine.

Texas State is a very small team, with their tallest players checking in at 6-foot-7, one of whom is sophomore guard Brandon Bush. They run a three-guard look with a bench that runs only about two or three deep. Although eleven players saw significant minutes in Texas State’s last game against UT-Permian Basin, the game was a blowout over a Division II opponent and allowed the team a chance to play the scrubs.

Although a guard, Bush leads the team in minutes, points, and rebounds per game. Against UTPB, he scored 21 points and logged six assists. Freshman Atnwon Williams notched his highest rebounding total in the Bobcats’ win, ripping down fourteen boards. But most importanly for Texas State, their win over UTPB avenged a loss from last season — yes, a loss to a D-2 school — and pushed their 2006-07 wins past last season’s grand total of three.

For Texas, this will be a chance to get some more experience for our less-seasoned players and an opportunity to fine-tune some aspects of the game. We know that Kevin Durant, A.J. Abrams, and D.J. Augustin should do fine against this team. Hell, the whole squad should look great against the Bobcats. But personally, I will most interested to see if Connor Atchley picks up where he left off on Sunday night. He seems to do fine against the lesser opponents — think back to his great game against Lousiana-Monroe last November — so he should be perfectly fine against Texas State. But psychologically, I think it would be good for him to have two solid games of momentum coming into the Arkansas tilt on Wednesday.

Damion James needs to continue his re-emergence on the offensive end and on the glass. He has been working his way back to the level we saw in the earliest games of the season, and we will need him to play at that same level (or higher) when conference play arrives. Also, it would be good to have “The Omen” reach the free throw line and get those four misses from LSU out of his head. According to recruiting gurus, he was not a poor free throw shooter in high school, so I’d like to see that mental block disappear.

I’m hoping to see more quality minutes from Dexter Pittman this afternoon. With the game likely well in hand before halftime — the Longhorns have won the last two contests by an average of 34 points — Pittman should get a chance to work on his inside game with his leaner frame. He should also get in some good conditioning, because I’m guessing that Texas State and its three-guard scheme will push the tempo.

We will get a chance to see more out of Craig Winder and J.D. Lewis today, and hopefully there will be more playing time for Harrison Smith. Besides J.D. giving our starting guards rest, none of these players have much of a role with the team yet. And honestly, I’m no sure that Smith is going to have much of one this season. But it’d be good for him to get as much experience as possible to prepare him for future years. And as far as Winder and Lewis go, they’ll need to be ready to give some important minutes off the bench as the long season wears on and our starting five start to feel its wear and tear.

Of course, the subplot of the game is the inevitable 400th win for Rick Barnes. There isn’t much suspense here, but it will be nice to see him recognized after the game. Coach’s 200th win at Texas is also fast approaching, although there is the possibility it could come as early as the road game Tennessee. I’d never like to see a Texas team lose, but if it happens that way, then Barnes’ 200th Longhorn win would come at home against Centenary.

For me, the most intriguing storyline of the day is whether or not I can make it to tipoff in time. As I type this, I’m waiting outside the Erwin Center to reserve my seat when doors open in just over an hour. Then it’s a rush over to the UTC for a 2 P.M. final exam in a fairly easy elective. The goal time for finishing the final is 30 minutes, at which point I’ll then sprint up the bitch of a hill on MLK and try to reach the front row of the South O-Zone by a 3 P.M. tip. Wish me luck. Or just bring me a bottle of water for my post-run thirst.

For those of you in Austin, they are running a ticket special on this one — buy two general admission tickets and get a third free. And with many students already gone for the holidays, there should be a bevy of seats behind either basket that will be open for GA folks to sit in.

If you’ve seen this man, please call authorities immediately. He is deranged, criminally underdressed, and apparently out of his medication. Police think he may be trying to push his trailer home down a dirt road in the direction of Austin. If you see him trying to enter the Frank Erwin Center on December 20th, please give him a sweatshirt. Or some tranquilizers.

Wow.

That was about the only reaction I could muster after last night’s game with LSU in Houston, which ended with a 76-75 Longhorn victory in overtime. And 24 hours later, it’s still the main thought running through my head. There’s so much to talk about, it’s hard to keep it straight.

There was D.J. Augustin, who took his early flashes of offensive brilliance and turned in the performance of the year. There was Connor Atchley, who looked remarkably unlike the Connor Atchley Texas fans are used to. Then there’s the implications this has on March, even though we’re still twelve weeks from Selection Sunday. There’s the drunken LSU fan on row one. And of course, there’s the complete lack of the LSU Golden Girls, which is basically a crime against humanity.

I figure you have to start with Augustin, who dropped 25 points on the Tigers as 50 fans from his New Orleans high school watched, waving “D.J.” signs and sporting the school’s colors of garnet and gold. His performance in the one game was good enough for Big 12 Rookie of the Week, as announced today by the league office.

After the last game, I noted Augustin’s lack of dribble penetration against the Gonzaga zone. Sunday night, he was able to do that time and time again against an LSU man defense that seemed a little too committed to sticking A.J. Abrams and Kevin Durant. He started the game by driving to the bucket, laying it in, and drawing the foul. It was a sign of things to come, as he seemed to effortlessly control the game the rest of the way.

Coming into the game, I expected the Atchley/Hill/Pittman platoon to eat up some minutes and absorb some fouls against the physical Glen “Big Baby” Davis (real name Ronald). Instead, Connor Atchley played the game of his life, giving Coach Rick Barnes 27 strong minutes, 9 points, and 6 rebounds. But most importantly, Atchley played very well in the middle of the 2-3 zone’s back line. In the past, Atchley was constantly picked on by opposing teams in the past — even St. John’s — but on Sunday night he performed admirably.

Sure, the Tigers got the best of him occasionally, but the Atchley we saw last night was head and shoulders above his past performances. And I’d like to see him used more in the zone defense in the future. He has always struggled with the man-to-man defense, often getting lost on screens…or just lost, period. I feel that Barnes can get him some more practice with the man defense against Texas State, Centenary, and UT-Arlington. But the next time that the team is in its 2-3 zone, I have a strong feeling that I won’t instinctively cringe if I see Connor run to the scorer’s table.

Durant was well off of his season scoring average, providing only eleven points in his 43 minutes. But he contributed in so many other ways, including one that won’t show up on any stat sheets. Much of Augustin’s success can be attributed to the game plan that LSU coach John Brady utilized, which keyed on Durant and Abrams much of the night. In addition to the huge boost his mere presence brought to the offense, K-Smoove also ripped down ten boards and blocked four shots.

Damion James matched Durant’s double-double, scoring ten while logging thirteen boards. And the really frightening thing is that we’ve yet to see all that Damion can do. Many fans will focus on the four missed free throws in crunch time. But James is an athletic freak, and he makes a huge difference for the Horns both on defense and on the glass. He still misses some point blank shots, a problem dating back to the games in New York. But I feel that by the end of the season, the full package of Damion James will be on display for the conference and the nation to see. And with Durant, Abrams, and Augustin on the same team, that’s going to be one hell of an offense.

Justin Mason was the only Longhorn who seemed to take a significant step back from the Gonzaga game. But considering that he did much better than many of the other players, that was probably to be expected. Mason went 0-for-3 from behind the arc, including one ugly airball. Shot selection has been a problem for Texas in this young season, and I think Jay was afflicted with that disease on Sunday night. He hit some threes during that 18-0 run at the end of the Gonzaga game, so he likely felt more confident to let the shots fly. Mason also turned over the ball four times with only two assists, so he’ll need to just regroup and beat the crap out of Texas State on Saturday.

Most importantly, last night’s win goes a long way to making March a lot less nerve-wracking for Horns fans. I maintained early in the season that a 10-6 conference record would get us into the Big Dance, as long as we won two out of our five tougher non-conference games. However, the one game out of the five that I thought we had no chance in was the LSU contest. Oops.

Now, Texas has a reasonable chance to win two more of its three tough non-cons left. They draw an Arkansas team at home who was absolutely shit-stomped by an up-and-coming Mizzou squad. The road game at Tennessee could be a hell of a test, but as the Volunteers proved last year, games in front of meager Christmas crowds can easily become traps. And the road game at Villanova on January 20th has looked winnable absolutely all season. Win only one of the three, and Texas needs only a 10-6 record in the Big 12 to reach 20 wins. Win two, and they’ll have a nice handful of quality wins — yes, I’m also assuming some quality wins against the RPI top 50 in conference. Simply put, this win was huge in terms of the resumé

As for that drunken LSU fan on row one who got under the referee’s skin, I’ll save him for the picture-laden trip wrap-up. And I’d like to extend a middle-finger salute to the LSU brass for keeping the school’s band and world-class dance team at home. Finals on Monday? Pfffsssssh. That is an unacceptable excuse for the lack of purple-and-gold eye candy.

This week might be light on sports, but keep your eyes peeled here as I bring you more content and new features. I’ll have the overdue Phoenix wrap, a short bit on the one-day Houston trip, and unveil the new photo and map sections which will help bring readers along on the road.

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Just nine months ago, LSU ended Texas’ season in an overtime battle at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. Just hours later, I had decided to attend every game in the 2006-07 season. Just a few months later we had said goodbye to LaMarcus Aldridge, P.J. Tucker, Daniel Gibson, and Mike Williams. And that’s why tonight’s game just doesn’t feel like much of a rematch to me.

For #11 LSU (5-1), it’s the second “rematch” in only a week with a team they defeated in their Final Four run, having re-defeated A&M on Tuesday night. But while Texas (5-2) looks like a completely different team this season, the Tigers return three starters from last year’s squad and have Tack Minor back from the injury that limited him to only three games in 2005. The most notable guy coming back is Glen “Big Baby” Davis. But Big Baby isn’t quite so big this time around. He has reportedly shed over 50 pounds and is much more agile under the basket. His free throw shooting is still only in the 70-percent range, but otherwise I fully expect him to absolutely abuse the Horns all night long.

Tasmin Mitchell and Garrett Temple also return to LSU’s starting lineup, following up on their outstanding freshman seasons. While Mitchell primarily plays on the wing, he will occassionally move down low so that Davis can move to small forward. Temple is very good for a sophomore point guard, running the game well and keeping his turnovers low. In fact, he hasn’t even turned the ball over in the last two games. He can also shoot, hitting his threes at a 36% clip.

Senior forward Darnell Lazare missed the A&M game with an injury, but is expected to start tonight against Texas. He is shooting 70% so far this year to follow up on his 49% shooting last season. If Lazare is unable to play due to his injury, we can expect to see a lot more of Magnum Rolle, who started in his place against A&M.

This is going to get old really quickly this season, but my key points are going to seem to be the exact same every time. LSU is a lot bigger than us and brings in a lot more experience. They outrebounded a very physical Aggie team by eleven in Tuesday night’s game. Although A&M’s big men were in foul trouble for much of the game, I don’t really expect the Longhorns to have much more success against LSU’s great front line. LSU will score the bulk of their points against our weak interior defense, particularly when the less-experienced Matt Hill and Connor Atchley are in the game.

Texas can shoot the three much better than LSU, although the Tigers are a hot-and-cold team so far this year from behind the arc. They have hit 42 percent of their threes on the year, but have alternated between great shooting nights (58% against Nicholls State) and abysmal ones (22% in the loss to Wichita State). Taking these last two points to heart, Coach Barnes will likely run a 2-3 zone for most of the night in an attempt to deny the entry pass to LSU’s big men. And if LSU happens to be on one of its “off” nights from behind the arc, the Longhorns should be able to maintain that defensive scheme for most of the game.

If you’re looking for a way to beat the Tigers, the Shockers used a lot of back door cuts to exploit LSU’s weakness. They certainly didn’t make them pay behind the arc, as WSU was even worse than the Tigers in that game, shooting 2-for-14 from three-point range. This isn’t to say that Texas can’t win by doing the exact opposite — that is, hitting threes and not exploiting the back door cut — but I’m not holding out much hope.

Personally, I think this is going to be an important game for our big guys down low. So far they are soft and look like they are going to be picked on all season. Hopefully getting pounded tonight will wake them up and prepare them for what they are going to see from most of the physical Big 12 teams.

Keep an eye on D.J. Augustin, to see how he will bounce back from his really rough game against Gonzaga. It’ll be important for him to keep those turnovers down and to limit the dumb fouls he is very fond of picking up. Our big men are going to be picking up their share of fouls in this contest, so we don’t need our guards adding to the team foul totals and putting LSU in the bonus before the under-sixteen TV timeout.

A.J. Abrams also had an incredibly frustrating game against the Zags, going absolutely cold from the field. I fully expect him to still come out firing tonight. If he’s shooting well and Durant is providing his usual 20-plus point night, Texas should hang in the game for a while before LSU’s inside strength and experience allow them to pull away.

Hopefully I’m wrong. Hopefully the Longhorns don’t get killed on the glass, on second-chance points, and in the paint. But hopefully you can find solace in the many shots that ESPN should show of LSU’s delicious Golden Girls. And if for some reason ESPN lets you down on that front, I leave you with a video of the Golden Girls to ease the pain. God bless you, YouTube.