Sylven Landesberg isn’t officially announcing his decision until tomorrow afternoon, but message boards across the country are quickly spreading the news that the guard will be playing ball for the Virginia Cavaliers. The quoted sources claim that tonight Landesberg called coaches at St. John’s, Georgia Tech, and Virginia to inform them of his decision.

LRT regulars will remember that on Monday night we posted a reader tip that Sylven had joined a St. John’s Facebook group encouraging him to play for the Johnnies. Coupled with tonight’s news, it’s now painfully clear that I’m the only asshole who actually declines group and friend requests. Now stop sending me invitations for your Zombie Chomp application.