If you’ve seen this man, please call authorities immediately. He is deranged, criminally underdressed, and apparently out of his medication. Police think he may be trying to push his trailer home down a dirt road in the direction of Austin. If you see him trying to enter the Frank Erwin Center on December 20th, please give him a sweatshirt. Or some tranquilizers. |
3 Responses to “All-points bulletin”
on 15 Dec 2006 at 3:26 pm # IAMEvilBeAr
I remember the days at the Frank Erwin Center where we didn’t have any luxury boxes, the fans were no where near the floor, and the ushers guarded the concrete oval. Oh yeah and the fat dancing man that threw questionable candy into a crowd of primarily 10-12 year olds. Ah this brings back memories. Of course, that is quite possible the most redneck thing I have ever seen in my life. I kind of expected him to have a racoon hat.
on 15 Dec 2006 at 6:30 pm # charlotte
what if you dress like him for the game? someone, please?
on 15 Dec 2006 at 9:27 pm # ERhine
that is so 4 weeks ago.