We’re a million miles behind this week, so a lot of what we’ll be posting this afternoon will probably be nothing new to those folks who keep up-to-date with Longhorn basketball news. But this video clip of Greg Oden shopping at the grocery store probably is new to you, so it has to be highlighted first.

Yes, I realize Greg Oden isn’t in college anymore and that he’s about three years from the NBA pension kicking in. But I love this clip for a multitude of reasons. Let me count the ways…

1) The soundtrack. It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
2) People in Portland are apparently retarded
3) Greg understands the concepts of gravity and mass
4) The mohawk is ten times worse when not in the context of the sports world
5) Another shitty sideline reporter who can hardly speak and earned her job by looking (allegedly) pretty